Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roa

Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the GroomGood afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. I would first wish to thank you only for coming today and helping to make Marcus and Adrians married couple such a memorable and special occasion. Person each(prenominal)y, I wish youd all stayed at home and made my job less nerve wracking. When I was asked to be in the wedding party I decided that I needed to k forthwith what the role entailed. I go for now assume several books, and all of them include a last minute checklist to see a smooth wedding. So, to give you a feel for the pressure Ive been under, here are some of the things Ive had to remember from my checklist 1) See that all ex-girl allys are kept at bay. Now then, Marcus discovered girls a clutch earlier than I did, because while I was worrying about side of meat exams, he was copying my work, leaving him free to pursue girls to his hearts content. Put it this delegacy - hed discovered bike sheds before I even knew what bikes w ere. But, there is no chance of seeing any of his exs tonight because I understand that they are all out celebrating, which has denied us some bore entertainment as a result. 2) Bring a credit placard for the payments that the groom may have forgotten. So far, Marcus owes me 650 ($400) - which reminds me, this wedding nearly didnt go ahead The hotel manager was getting concerned as he hadnt received the deposit. Thankfully, Marcus assured him that he... ...reach the bride and grooms home. So, if you would like to place all of the gifts that you have brought with you, (particularly the valuable ones), in the back of the green rental van, registration S653 GFR, I will personally ensure that they receive them. I promise. So thats what my role entailed. Of course, I also have the honour of proposing a plight to the bride and groom. But, before I do that, let me first say, Marcus, youve been an excellent friend to be since I met you twelve years ago and Adrian, you look stun today a nd getting to know you has been a real pleasure. Ladies and gentlemen, please could you now raise your glasses in a toast to the bride and groom. To Adrian and Marcus.